He knows she’s ignoring him.  He’s being weird, though; what does he expect?

Oh man, I did not think I’d get this done in time for you guys.  I have just been hit by the flu truck over here.  It’s getting better, though!

EDIT:  And a bit of late-breaking news, I finally got a Stray Sod page up on Facebook (noun) for those that, y’know, Facebook (verb).